Thatch update Thursday

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I've encountered few problems with mustache growth thus far.  In case you are wondering, mustachi do have many benefits including ease of infiltrating the sub-rosa social scene in cities like Portland or Kabul, reduced chance of spending money on frivolous dating activities, much less interacting with a woman, and a decreased likelihood of being carded when purchasing spray paint.

The downside to 'thatch-hatching' for the beginner is his (or her...embrace it) lack of training for the tongue sweep, hand hanky, or bristle brush.  Let's take a close look:

Figure 1

As you can see from Figure 1, the mo has retained a small crumb of Amana 12 Grain sandwich bread (produced exclusively for your local HyVee) as highlighted by "1" and a recently discarded chunk of tuna 'n' ketchup (don't knock the ketchup and tuna sandwich until you try it...high fructose corn syrup and omega 3's are a sinister combination).

Outside of general hair-line hygiene, approaching mid-Movember I'm struggling for 'mo'-identity.  I'm looking for creative inspiration, artistic advice, and money for the cause...

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